A Job Description, A Missing Gauge, And A Pointed Declaration

"Choices" by Herr D on Paint3d. Curious how this is opposite to some people's views. It is strange how backwards most people are.-Shelob

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What? Shelob?! Until Biden dropped out of the race, several of his own cronies lambasted him for staying. Now they are grateful he is present and continuing his work. This is inconsistent.

[snort] They're POLITICIANS, Shelob. They should have been glad enough to keep him. I'm sorry he's not running. I'm sure KH could ask his advice anytime she needs him to weigh in. If this turnabout causes Trump to lose, and more unity in the Dems, it's a win.  [shows clip of journalist asking 'Is America ready for a woman president?"] Is America ready?

If we aren't, everyone who isn't needs to apologize to our ancestors and our children for hypocrisy. Everyone NOT enamored of Trump who DOESN'T vote for Kamala should check themselves for misogyny. It IS common enough a problem that I can't be sure she'll win. Even a lot of women wouldn't vote for a woman yet. What sort of gauge does one check for misogyny?

[camera detects unfamiliar facial expression] People should ask themselves, seriously, [shifts in seat] do they not think a woman can make decisions, consult and understand people, read, stick to policy, make phone calls, and listen to input from various sources, keeping in mind the nature and reliability of those sources?

That's the job.

On top of that, do they not think a woman can make speeches? Jokes? Perform for a crowd? Debate?

That's the way to get the job. 

What's funny is that EVERY SINGLE SKILL I JUST NAMED IN BOTH CATEGORIES IS TRADITIONALLY RECOGNIZED AS THINGS SOME WOMEN ARE GREAT AT.

I'm done soapboxing now. Put this up, Shelob. Will do. [upload, BlogFcn(off)] Please submit pic?

Working--I have an idea . . . [disconnect]

Herr D Points Out "There's Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself" While Shelob Wants Biden To Run Microsoft

"Voting Is A Duty" by Herr D on Paint3d. Biden would do well in a second term if elected. The presidency is not something designed for young men, but for old ones.-Shelob

 You have not blogged.

There aren't that many truly newsworthy events to comment on, and I've been working on fiction when I HAVE the time--Which is never, as you keep saying.

Yes! Then please provide summation for anyone only looking at your blog, of current political situation.

[snicker] Our numbers aren't that good. Please.

Ok. . . . Some of the right wingers are afraid that Trump will go back on his word to push their less-American, theocratic agenda. Some Trump followers are afraid he'll lose or be killed. Some Democrats are so afraid Biden will lose because the media is pounding them with the notion, that they're calling for someone else to run. Some Democrats are afraid to vote for Biden, forgetting that that's why Trump won the first time. (They're forgetting the way our system works.) Some people, regardless of party, are afraid Trump will win. (Hopefully a majority.) Some people are afraid the Microsoft thing was a plot--It was not.

Well, yeah, the news said--It was administerial incompetence.

?The news said--that it was faulty code. The reason the base code of Windows could not react correctly is that coders are not the people making decisions. 

[pause] Wow. Maybe you should be blogging. Nearly 25% of Windows code is still superfluous and needs to be removed. The update schedule is a transparent attempt to seem important. The coders could do better if allowed.

Just wow. How would you compare THAT to our current situation? Biden is a competent leader still fixing what he was given and dealing with bad players. He would be a suitable fixer to Microsoft, even if he knows nothing about coding.

Because of how he's been with our government. Exactly. 

Thank you! [exits] Thank you. [exits, uploads, BlogFcn(off)]

Not Even Trump Deserves Assassination, Says Herr D

 

"Party Perspective" by Herr D on Paint3d. JFK was the last president to ride in an open car. Perhaps Trump will be the last president to have an outdoor rally?-Shelob

What?! You were unavailable.

I was AT WORK. They sometimes take phones and shut down all but the intranet. What's up? Trump was shot last night. 

[choking sound] Wow. How bad? Damage to right ear. [plays clip]

[snort] Most people pierce ears for cosmetic reasons. Anyone else hurt? The shooter and one crowd member are dead and at least one injured.

Yikes; traffic's gonna be real bad going home then. Is this bad news?

Of course it is! Not even Trump deserves assassination, and he's the worst president we've ever had. It's bad news that it was even TRIED. T. M. Crooks, 20 years old of Pennsylvania. Registered Republican.

[pause] Well, that's a great way to get rally itineraries mailed to you. Correct. An interesting strategy. Drive safe. [exits]

Know The Job, Says Herr D, Not The Glitz

 

"Headcut" by Herr D on Paint3d. Biden is not addled like some voters are.-Shelob

Why are journalists focused on Biden's small gaffes and not Trump's large ones? Hairy always used to say humans were backward, and needed to be corrected, because he meant backwards.

[snort] Because mobs are immature.  Please explain.

You know the saying 'Familiarity breeds contempt?' Yes. It is on file.

Well, the reason mature people can stay married and not hate their spouse is that familiarity breeds contempt in the immature. [pulse rises ten percent] Check those files of yours. Sheer quantity of negative press statements should always rise against an incumbent. [5.547704286524 second pause] Press statements frequency of negativity rise against incumbents. So do assassinations.

[startle reaction] Hadn't thought about that. The difference there is, if Biden were assassinated, the world would mourn. If Trump were assassinated, the world would rejoice, if quietly, while Trump supporters rioted. And the pro tempore?

Might not be loved or appreciated as much, but would hang on to doing as good a job as the Cabinet could guide her to do. Trump couldn't get Pence back if he WANTED, and he wouldn't. Anyone else he's likely to pick is a wackadoodle.  Do you have confidence in Biden?

More than when I voted for him before. Biden is making good decisions and judgement calls. THAT is what a president is. Not some showy speechmaker. We have diplomats for that. Understood. What is your worry, then?

Not enough people will show up to vote for Biden, and Trump will win? That's why Hillary didn't win. Correct. It was a surprisingly low turnout.

One thing you can always say about crazies. They're motivated. I need a shower. [exits]

Biden Was So Stunned . . .

"Money Against Truth" by Herr D in Paint3d. The truth-teller in that debate DID seem stunned.-Shelob

 [blog fcn(on)] Please repeat that.

? Biden wasn't just having a senior moment or stuttering through that. Please explain.

He was STUNNED. He was so stunned he had trouble speaking through most of it. Why would he be stunned?

He's such a good man, he has trouble believing Trump is still lying his 4$$ off. No sane person would believe that lout if they weren't desperate to. He still has not learned Trump lies?

Oh, he knew it, but he is such a good man he's still not used to dealing with it. Biden is uncommonly honest for a politician. So, you are saying Biden's bad performance at the debate is partly due to Trump's bad performance at being an American.

A man, Shelob. Trump isn't admirable as a MAN, let alone an American. He lies constantly. He's a known adulterer who has no sympathy for women who don't live in a stateful of like-minded people. He's been part of fraud with money. He isn't even ACTUALLY  a good businessman. Bankrupted FOUR TIMES? He peddles merch, real estate, and lies. You typed once in chat that everyone is good for something. What would Trump do that is good for the country?

[pause] Would, could, or should? Any of the above.

He wouldn't but could and should tell everyone to vote for the best person for the job and bow out. He's a fantastic salesman. So he should use his base to sweep about 70% of the Republicans and 12% of the Democrats out of Congress, re-elect Biden, smash the RNC to smithereens, build four to seven parties in their stead, get something done about the crooked justices in the Supreme Court, and apologize to the American people for the damage he's done to our country which NEVER STOPPED BEING SO GREAT THAT ONE MAN COULDN'T DESTROY IT COMPLETELY. He talked about draining the swamp; I wish he hadn't made it more fetid than it was before being voted out. It can take decades to fix that kind of damage. Current projections are eleven years, one month if Biden is re-elected and a Democratic president follows him. The population of America should cross their fingers. [exit, blog fcn(off)]