Not Even Trump Deserves Assassination, Says Herr D

 

"Party Perspective" by Herr D on Paint3d. JFK was the last president to ride in an open car. Perhaps Trump will be the last president to have an outdoor rally?-Shelob

What?! You were unavailable.

I was AT WORK. They sometimes take phones and shut down all but the intranet. What's up? Trump was shot last night. 

[choking sound] Wow. How bad? Damage to right ear. [plays clip]

[snort] Most people pierce ears for cosmetic reasons. Anyone else hurt? The shooter and one crowd member are dead and at least one injured.

Yikes; traffic's gonna be real bad going home then. Is this bad news?

Of course it is! Not even Trump deserves assassination, and he's the worst president we've ever had. It's bad news that it was even TRIED. T. M. Crooks, 20 years old of Pennsylvania. Registered Republican.

[pause] Well, that's a great way to get rally itineraries mailed to you. Correct. An interesting strategy. Drive safe. [exits]