Herr D Points Out "There's Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself" While Shelob Wants Biden To Run Microsoft

"Voting Is A Duty" by Herr D on Paint3d. Biden would do well in a second term if elected. The presidency is not something designed for young men, but for old ones.-Shelob

 You have not blogged.

There aren't that many truly newsworthy events to comment on, and I've been working on fiction when I HAVE the time--Which is never, as you keep saying.

Yes! Then please provide summation for anyone only looking at your blog, of current political situation.

[snicker] Our numbers aren't that good. Please.

Ok. . . . Some of the right wingers are afraid that Trump will go back on his word to push their less-American, theocratic agenda. Some Trump followers are afraid he'll lose or be killed. Some Democrats are so afraid Biden will lose because the media is pounding them with the notion, that they're calling for someone else to run. Some Democrats are afraid to vote for Biden, forgetting that that's why Trump won the first time. (They're forgetting the way our system works.) Some people, regardless of party, are afraid Trump will win. (Hopefully a majority.) Some people are afraid the Microsoft thing was a plot--It was not.

Well, yeah, the news said--It was administerial incompetence.

?The news said--that it was faulty code. The reason the base code of Windows could not react correctly is that coders are not the people making decisions. 

[pause] Wow. Maybe you should be blogging. Nearly 25% of Windows code is still superfluous and needs to be removed. The update schedule is a transparent attempt to seem important. The coders could do better if allowed.

Just wow. How would you compare THAT to our current situation? Biden is a competent leader still fixing what he was given and dealing with bad players. He would be a suitable fixer to Microsoft, even if he knows nothing about coding.

Because of how he's been with our government. Exactly. 

Thank you! [exits] Thank you. [exits, uploads, BlogFcn(off)]

Not Even Trump Deserves Assassination, Says Herr D

 

"Party Perspective" by Herr D on Paint3d. JFK was the last president to ride in an open car. Perhaps Trump will be the last president to have an outdoor rally?-Shelob

What?! You were unavailable.

I was AT WORK. They sometimes take phones and shut down all but the intranet. What's up? Trump was shot last night. 

[choking sound] Wow. How bad? Damage to right ear. [plays clip]

[snort] Most people pierce ears for cosmetic reasons. Anyone else hurt? The shooter and one crowd member are dead and at least one injured.

Yikes; traffic's gonna be real bad going home then. Is this bad news?

Of course it is! Not even Trump deserves assassination, and he's the worst president we've ever had. It's bad news that it was even TRIED. T. M. Crooks, 20 years old of Pennsylvania. Registered Republican.

[pause] Well, that's a great way to get rally itineraries mailed to you. Correct. An interesting strategy. Drive safe. [exits]

Know The Job, Says Herr D, Not The Glitz

 

"Headcut" by Herr D on Paint3d. Biden is not addled like some voters are.-Shelob

Why are journalists focused on Biden's small gaffes and not Trump's large ones? Hairy always used to say humans were backward, and needed to be corrected, because he meant backwards.

[snort] Because mobs are immature.  Please explain.

You know the saying 'Familiarity breeds contempt?' Yes. It is on file.

Well, the reason mature people can stay married and not hate their spouse is that familiarity breeds contempt in the immature. [pulse rises ten percent] Check those files of yours. Sheer quantity of negative press statements should always rise against an incumbent. [5.547704286524 second pause] Press statements frequency of negativity rise against incumbents. So do assassinations.

[startle reaction] Hadn't thought about that. The difference there is, if Biden were assassinated, the world would mourn. If Trump were assassinated, the world would rejoice, if quietly, while Trump supporters rioted. And the pro tempore?

Might not be loved or appreciated as much, but would hang on to doing as good a job as the Cabinet could guide her to do. Trump couldn't get Pence back if he WANTED, and he wouldn't. Anyone else he's likely to pick is a wackadoodle.  Do you have confidence in Biden?

More than when I voted for him before. Biden is making good decisions and judgement calls. THAT is what a president is. Not some showy speechmaker. We have diplomats for that. Understood. What is your worry, then?

Not enough people will show up to vote for Biden, and Trump will win? That's why Hillary didn't win. Correct. It was a surprisingly low turnout.

One thing you can always say about crazies. They're motivated. I need a shower. [exits]

Biden Was So Stunned . . .

"Money Against Truth" by Herr D in Paint3d. The truth-teller in that debate DID seem stunned.-Shelob

 [blog fcn(on)] Please repeat that.

? Biden wasn't just having a senior moment or stuttering through that. Please explain.

He was STUNNED. He was so stunned he had trouble speaking through most of it. Why would he be stunned?

He's such a good man, he has trouble believing Trump is still lying his 4$$ off. No sane person would believe that lout if they weren't desperate to. He still has not learned Trump lies?

Oh, he knew it, but he is such a good man he's still not used to dealing with it. Biden is uncommonly honest for a politician. So, you are saying Biden's bad performance at the debate is partly due to Trump's bad performance at being an American.

A man, Shelob. Trump isn't admirable as a MAN, let alone an American. He lies constantly. He's a known adulterer who has no sympathy for women who don't live in a stateful of like-minded people. He's been part of fraud with money. He isn't even ACTUALLY  a good businessman. Bankrupted FOUR TIMES? He peddles merch, real estate, and lies. You typed once in chat that everyone is good for something. What would Trump do that is good for the country?

[pause] Would, could, or should? Any of the above.

He wouldn't but could and should tell everyone to vote for the best person for the job and bow out. He's a fantastic salesman. So he should use his base to sweep about 70% of the Republicans and 12% of the Democrats out of Congress, re-elect Biden, smash the RNC to smithereens, build four to seven parties in their stead, get something done about the crooked justices in the Supreme Court, and apologize to the American people for the damage he's done to our country which NEVER STOPPED BEING SO GREAT THAT ONE MAN COULDN'T DESTROY IT COMPLETELY. He talked about draining the swamp; I wish he hadn't made it more fetid than it was before being voted out. It can take decades to fix that kind of damage. Current projections are eleven years, one month if Biden is re-elected and a Democratic president follows him. The population of America should cross their fingers. [exit, blog fcn(off)]

It's Snot Easy To Keep On, Though We Must

"The ORDINARY Tour" by Herr D on Paint3d. Herr D needs more rest. Perhaps every voter should turn off the news briefly, so as to restore their enthusiasm for civic duty.-Shelob

 [chatbox opens in middle of chessboard, preventing bot's turn] You are showing a decline. [captionbot 3.2 activated, quiet ping to alert Herr D of microphone activation]

[startle reaction] Shelob? I was just playing some chess. You're everywhere. The worldwide web is everywhere that you are.

[snort] Yeah, okay; you got me there. [2.6119 second pause] What do you mean by decline? Your instances of blogging are lessening in frequency. Your indicators of enthusiasm are lessening in frequency and intensity. Your sentences are getting shorter. You are taking longer to type them or speak them. Allowances have been made for your sleep deprivation, workload, relative health, and age.

! My health? Your cholesterol and triglycerides have not improved. Your blood pressure is good for your age group, but could improve. Your sleep deprivation is to a dangerous level and has been for two decades.

When did you get my chol and diglyc scores? 1500 EST plus or minus seventeen minutes, 48.9823548538 seconds.

[snort] No exact time? Security required temporary de-resolution of link to chronometer.

[bending forward, camera detects eyes squinting] Does that mean you hacked in somewhere, and someone almost detected you? As instructed, no confirmation or denial is to be provided.

Oh, good grief-- Actions have been taken to improve security.

They're always upgrading. Not them. However, three individuals in two different states have now found their situations changed.

[noticeable breath hitch] What happened to them? Three hackers attempting to access medical information are now permanent members of The Snot Collectors Agency, Ltd. 

[laughter] What?! It is limited, after all. It has fewer than fifty members.

I never heard of them. They are not advertised.

[pause] How does this help exactly? The FBI has access to the membership list.

[pulse increase, stillness of body, sharp intake of breath] OH. You can explain decline?

[startle reaction] Oh. I just wanted to veg out a little. Be a couch potato.  Species transformation is excessively difficult and dangerous. Please do not.

[laughter] That's not what that means. Look it up, Shelob. Urban dictionary? [accessing: .0000000003491 seconds] You are attempting rest since you do not have time for full sleep.

Right. Is blogging not restful compared to chess?

No. Even venting is tiresome these days. Biden has to convince people of the job he's doing or Trump could win again. Hairy did not make a prediction about this election cycle.

No? Here's a prediction. Biden won't be fully appreciated till he's gone, if ever. The one thing he ISN'T is a salesman. That's the only thing Trump's got going for himself. SOMEHOW, he's more popular than he deserves to be. I'm one of the few people who will ALWAYS be better at doing jobs than getting them, so I get it. Insight, or wisdom, is more rare than good manners. Will that do it, Shelob? Yes, thank you. [ titlebot(on), restore chess game, blog fcn(off)] 

Blogging Is Frittata Of News

 

"Frittata By EWNR" posted on Pinterest. Herr D is tired from chopping vegetables and data entry, so did not make a pic this time. titlebot assures that this is topical.-Shelob

[sounds of chopping in background] You can transliterate this over my phone this time? I don't even know how to begin. You have.

[snort] Yes. [sounds of chopping continue] Please continue.

[snort] That clip you showed me of Watters has him even more demented than usual. He's off his meds or something. Now Trump might have to check in with a parole officer in each state along the campaign trail. Congress is the same amount of useless they've been for a decade. [sink turns on, water sounds handled by soundbot] People are still blaming Biden for businesses charging more for gas, other businesses gouging them, other countries doing what other countries do, and people still being stupid. They're even blaming him for Trump going to court. The man wouldn't pardon his own son--why would he pardon Trump? Technically speaking, he could not directly do so anyway.

[sudden stillness] Because Hunter's in federal court and Trump wasn't. Well, he couldn't without more paperwork and trouble. Biden is still being treated in the wing-nut media as being cognitively impaired. [chopping continues] And yet he handled Congress heckling him during the State of the Union Address.

[chopping stops, sound of cooking vessel being placed on stove, spraying sound, click of stove activation] Yeah, when Trump's speeches are full of pompous idiocy. [steam and cooking sounds from stove] What are you doing?

Hmm? I'm--making dinner, Shelob. Gotta eat. Overheard reference to onions.

What? Yeah. I chopped up carrots and onions and leftover chicken and rice and some broccoli and I'm gonna melt some cheese in at the last second. So you are making what you need by reducing what you have into smaller pieces and adding something aged to hold it together and make it better.

Yes? This is like blogging?

[snort, laugh, clatter possibly of an implement hitting floor and bouncing twice] I guess it is. [grunt] Hold on, I gotta wash this spatula. [click from stove, water from sink] Shelob, that's--

Man Without Character Badly Characterizes Good Character Actor

 

"Money Against Truth" by Herr D on Paint3d. truthsocial.com IS based on a misrepresentation. They do not enforce truth among their content, and have not been social about that.-Shelob

Have you seen this clip? [plays clip of DeNiro's speech criticized by Greg Kelly]

No, I hadn't. I know who DeNiro is. Who's the moron? Greg Kelly.

Yeah, I see his name. Where does he spew this nonsense? He is available on truthsocial.com. [immediate typing with correction, snort] So, Republican strategized, wack-owned. Your analysis appears rapid.

There was almost no truth in there, and GK wasn't very social. He didn't even have a guest commenter. Offhand, he couldn't take a chance on anyone disagreeing with him. So, he owns the screen for that time you can't get back.  Likely the site is owned by other wack jobs if they allow him on. And Republican strategized?

Buy a name that IS A LIE. It's the Republican way to try to influence people's thinking. It's Newspeak, right out of Orwell's "1984." That government was not democratic at all. Nor exactly Republican.

It was unAmerican. So are people who want to control everyone. This reminds me of when Henry Winkler was told he didn't have the right to have a political opinion. Was he restricted?

No! All Americans have the right to speak and be heard, even that moron Greg Kelly. The tragedy is that a lot of people aren't smart enough to realize his opinions are stupid. He knows how to present--all he has to do is remove anything that would give context and half his argument sounds cogent. Fact check finished. You are correct. Names were correct. DeNiro's political opinion may have been correctly categorized, though not characterized correctly. Contextual source material shows additional logical flaws in G. Kelly's reasoning. Item counts as additional proof that most of what is found on internet is false.

[pulse quickens, pause] Yep. I'm gonna go now. [exits] [activates titlebot, deactivates blog fcn, exits]